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$25.00



Gildan short sleeved shirt.

Bleached.

65% polyester, 35% ring spun cotton
Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Taped neck and shoulders

The photo above shows the print on a Pink T-Shirt.

All shirts are washed with no scent Gain or Tide laundry detergent and no fabric softener.

***Note: Since bleached shirts are done by hand, no 2 will be the same.***

PRINTED IN THE USA.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Care instructions

Hand wash only.
Don't use abrasive scrubbers to wash.
No excessive heat.
Not microwave safe.
Do not drop tumblers.
Don't leave outside or in a hot car.
Keep away from direct sunlight for long periods of time.

The ink could fade overtime if you were to not follow any of these instructions.

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